The Whole Truth [VIDEO]
Finally get the closure you deserve with our new product The Whole Truth. In a world full of white lies and downright deceit, you can only count on this test!
We Ranked Every Major U.S. War But Will Never Tell By What Parameters
By: Art O’Warren The United States gained its independence through a long, bloody war and has been involved pretty regularly in wars ever since. We’ve lost many of our friends and family members through the atrocities of war over the years and now it’s time that we finally rank them. To avoid the risk of offending or slighting veterans involved in one war that just wasn’t as good as another, we will not, now or ever, divulge the parameters we used to creative this definitive ranking. Good luck trying to get upset over this one! 1. Mexican-American War (1846-1848)…
5 Photos Of My Aunt Helen Who Says Any Girl Would Be Lucky To Date Me
By: Bryson Allagash I recently had the pleasure of visiting my kick ass Aunt Helen (let me drink a beer) this past weekend for her birthday. While I was there I snapped some photos on my new camera she got me for graduation. She was surprised at how much I had grown the past year and twice as surprised that I didn’t have a girlfriend. Needless to say that she had some opinions on the matter, but she had to put those on hold while we took some really great photographs. Aunt Helen on Cell Phone (2019) This photo is…
New Guy At Work Already Wearing Hawaiian Shirt After Third Day
By: William Jennifer A casual atmosphere in the workplace is a great way to give your employees a sense of freedom while tightening your grip on their lives with little to no raise in pay. As ping pong tables and dungarees become commonplace, the line between business-appropriate and Hell’s Angel gets increasingly blurred. Newly hired QA Engineer, Wayne Salisbury-Bottoms, created further confusion on the topic of company etiquette last Wednesday when he strolled into work wearing a Hawaiian shirt on his third damn day. Two whole days before his first official Casual Friday, Wayne could be seen performing all of…
Horrible New Disease Epidemic Transmitted By Smoking Marijuana
By: Dr. Simon Ford While marijuana has some medicinal qualities and is relatively safe for users, new problems have arisen from the substances unregulated use such as over indulging in edibles and cartridges cut with dangerous lung collapsing additives. Now an even more looming threat is on the horizon: Ganjarrhea, a strain of STD that can be transmitted by sharing marijuana with other users. This disease is so contagious that sexual contact is not necessary to transmit it to others. All it takes is one hit off of an infected joint, blunt, bong etc. to contract the disease. It can…
Jimmy Hoffa Makes Triumphant Return To Society On FOX’s The Masked Singer
By: Maximilian Stolte American labor union leader and grown man who still went by Jimmy instead of James, Jimmy Hoffa, had been missing for 44 years and was declared dead in absentia at the hilarious age of 69. Well, the worker’s rights bad boy shocked the world once more on this week’s episode of The Masked Singer. His re-appearance has blown the mind’s of conspiracy theorists and historians alike as his disappearance was just a ploy from television producers who were both patient and ahead of their time. Hoffa, dressed as a giant bird, sang a lackluster rendition of Dido’s…
Morning Wood With Caitlin – Episode 3
Hear that rooster crow? That can only mean one thing! It’s time for Morning Wood and some delicious fried chicken and waffles. Reba McEntire comes on the show to talk feminism, chicken, and about the impending dark times that will soon arrive.
Alcoholic Lectures People On Dangers Of Fluoride In Drinking Water
Alcoholic Lectures People On Dangers Of Fluoride In Drinking Water By: Graham Reinbold PEORIA, IL—Local alcoholic, Bradley Jacobs, is making sure everyone in the neighborhood knows the dangers of drinking fluoride laced tap water. “The government puts dangerous chemicals into what we drink, and most people are too ignorant to care,” says Jacobs, eyeballing four fingers of Jim Beam into a styrofoam cup. Jacobs hopes to take the wool off people’s eyes once and for all, and show how the government is attacking the health of the American people. “Seriously, government and conspiracy go together better than my morning whiskey…
6 Times We Saw Jon Hamm Slurp His Own Fucking Piss
By: Simon Tessmer LOS ANGELES, CA—We tracked Hamm’s activity for over a decade to find out his one big, dirty secret: he slurps his own fucking piss. We at Word Brothel were so excited to catch him in the act, and here we present the six most tantalizing times we caught Jon Hamm gleefully gorging on his own urine. May 3rd 2007, 7:06 am – Easton Gym The Mad Men actor loves the low-key vibe of this casual L.A. fitness spot almost as much as he loves hydrating with his own fucking piss. We spotted him on a…
Morning Wood With Caitlin – Episode 2
Good morning! I’ll take my eggs over hard please. On today’s episode, Caitlin has old man and former celebrity Regis Philbin on to talk about the glory days and what’s left of his fortune. Artificial intelligence innovator, Alan Tinkerson, stops by to show us his perfect human companion creation, Alice.