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Dad Wears Formal Oakleys To Hooters Fundraiser

Dad Wears Formal Oakleys To Hooters Fundraiser

August 31, 2020

If Essential Workers Are Heroes, Then I’m A Horny Non-Essential Villain

If Essential Workers Are Heroes, Then I’m A Horny Non-Essential Villain

May 22, 2020

Nice! Adam Savage From Mythbusters Just Upgraded My Chances Of Dying Alone From ‘Busted’ To ‘Plausible!’

Nice! Adam Savage From Mythbusters Just Upgraded My Chances Of Dying Alone From ‘Busted’ To ‘Plausible!’

May 12, 2020

Mom Says ‘No Thank You Brayden’ To 6-Year-Old Pissing On Whole Foods Floor

Mom Says ‘No Thank You Brayden’ To 6-Year-Old Pissing On Whole Foods Floor

May 6, 2020

Why Your Girlfriend Is Super Attracted To The Murder Hornet

Why Your Girlfriend Is Super Attracted To The Murder Hornet

May 6, 2020

Ghosts Who Died On Vacation Finally Have Hotel Room To Themselves

Ghosts Who Died On Vacation Finally Have Hotel Room To Themselves

May 5, 2020

Local Jazz Snob Insists It’s About The Friends You Don’t Have

Local Jazz Snob Insists It’s About The Friends You Don’t Have

May 2, 2020

Exclusive: De Blasio Extends NYC School Shutdown Because He Still Doesn’t Have A Date To The Prom

Exclusive: De Blasio Extends NYC School Shutdown Because He Still Doesn’t Have A Date To The Prom

April 28, 2020

Takin’ It To The Streets: Life [VIDEO]

Takin’ It To The Streets: Life [VIDEO]

April 27, 2020

I Wanted To Fuck Anthony Fauci Before It Was Cool

I Wanted To Fuck Anthony Fauci Before It Was Cool

April 26, 2020