Almost 50 Years After ‘Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door’ God Still Won’t Let Bob Dylan Die

• November 23, 2021

Turns Out Donkey Kong Is Real And He’s Pissed At The Church Of Latter Day Saints

• November 15, 2021

5 Characters From The Brave Little Toaster That Commit Suicide In The Director’s Cut

• November 12, 2021

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker Wins Darwin Award, Barely Beating Guy Who Died Making TikTok At Grand Canyon

• October 15, 2021

Here’s What I Remember About My Mom’s Pussy From When I Was Born

• October 12, 2021

With Site Down, Facebook Users Resort To Yelling At Neighbors About Meaningless Bullshit

• October 4, 2021

Super Meta! 37 Confirmed Dead In Fire At High School Performance Of ‘Carrie: The Musical’

• October 4, 2021

Brave Hero Googles Recently Deceased Celebrity Name + ‘Controversy’ To Remind Those Mourning They Were No Saint

• October 1, 2021

Tanning Bed Accident Grants Suburban Mom Powers Of The Sun

• September 30, 2021

God Accidentally Leaks Earth Remake

• September 23, 2021