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Retail Worker Named Primary Suspect In Heinous Plot To Ruin Suburban Mom’s Day

Retail Worker Named Primary Suspect In Heinous Plot To Ruin Suburban Mom’s Day

February 22, 2021

We Heart Consent! Sweethearts Candy Messages Now Punctuated With Question Marks

We Heart Consent! Sweethearts Candy Messages Now Punctuated With Question Marks

February 13, 2021

10 Ways To End Calls With Lonely Customers Who Just Want Someone To Talk To

10 Ways To End Calls With Lonely Customers Who Just Want Someone To Talk To

February 10, 2021

Bummer! Uncle Paul Won’t Be Able to Say Racist Stuff in Person This Year

Bummer! Uncle Paul Won’t Be Able to Say Racist Stuff in Person This Year

January 20, 2021

Who Wants To Be Bad And Get Cheesecake? [QUIZ]

Who Wants To Be Bad And Get Cheesecake? [QUIZ]

January 18, 2021

You Came To This Blog For A Recipe, But Here Is My Life Story Instead

You Came To This Blog For A Recipe, But Here Is My Life Story Instead

January 14, 2021

‘I’m Really More Of A Ferret Person,’ Says Man Unintentionally Ending Date

‘I’m Really More Of A Ferret Person,’ Says Man Unintentionally Ending Date

January 3, 2021

Tragic House Fire Saves Man From Zoom NYE Countdown

Tragic House Fire Saves Man From Zoom NYE Countdown

January 3, 2021

Study: Tinder Market Saturated with Kyles

Study: Tinder Market Saturated with Kyles

December 6, 2020

You Won’t Believe These 5 Things We Just Made Up!

You Won’t Believe These 5 Things We Just Made Up!

December 3, 2020