Inspiring! Joe Rogan Receives Honorary GED

• August 9, 2021

Time Traveler Unsure If Fading Tattoo Of Dead Brother Good Or Bad Thing

• August 3, 2021

Relieved Millennials Allowed To Like Harry Potter Again After Greta Thunberg Issues Series Official Wokeness Pardon

• August 2, 2021

Queer-Coded Disney Villains Reason Why I’m A Huge Piece Of Shit

• July 22, 2021

Opinion: Time And Energy Spent Chastising Billionaires For Space Travel Could Also Be Spent Solving World Hunger, Hypocrites

• July 20, 2021

Fauci Leaked Emails Reveal He Replied To Every Miracle Penis Growth Pill Spam Message

• July 9, 2021

Song Of Myself: Local Man Self Sucks In Self Driving Car While De La Soul’s ‘Me Myself And I’ Plays Over Jim Carrey’s ‘Me, Myself & Irene’

• July 8, 2021

Blues Musician’s Now Prospering Life Threatens Career

• July 6, 2021

Four Songs To Aggressively Jerk Off To This Fourth Of July Now That You’re Disillusioned With America

• July 4, 2021

16,000-Year-Old Cave Painting Believed To Be First-Ever ‘You Might Be A Redneck’ Joke

• June 18, 2021