Finding Channing [VIDEO]
We all know Channing Tatum…or so we thought. Our documentary team went out and discovered some sinister secrets about America’s third or fourth favorite guy with muscles who is in movies.
Remember Kirby? Well Now He’s Jacked And Wants You To Eat Sushi Off His Abs
By: Jack Hutsey It was supposed to be a nice date night with your boo, to celebrate 18 months of conjugal, millennial bliss. You made reservations three months ago for the hottest new sushi place, Trukake. It’s one of those elegant, post-hip places where you eat California rolls off some hard body. You get seated at your table and they bring out warm sake. Then you see him. Kirby. Fucking Kirby from your GameBoy. But he’s not a pink sphere anymore. He is fucking chiseled. Every muscle defined like a Renaissance sculpture. Delts, pecs, lats, abs, ‘ceps of both bi…
Local Dude Turns Funeral Into Crunchy Jam Sesh
By: Ross Childs BOSTON, MA—A man, nay dude, improved an otherwise dreary funeral when he whipped out his acoustic guitar and played his tune. Richard Parker, a music student at Boston University, attended a funeral for a fellow classmate’s cousin. He noticed the totally depressed vibe permeating through the funerary establishment. Richard Parker, who goes by the stage name “Dicky P”, pulled out his paint-covered Jasmine acoustic guitar and started picking out a rendition of Rusted Root’s “Send Me On My Way”, and according to Ric…ahem…Dicky P, the vibe, “totally shifted towards the joy nexus,” and his control over the…
Tamagotchi Introduces New Digital Pets That Comprehend Death
By: Daniel Wightkin EL SEGUNDO, CA—Calling it a revolution for the digital pet simulation genre, Bandai America announced Tuesday that their new Tamagotchi game features pets that comprehend the concept of death. “From the day they hatch, these adorable Tamagotchi are completely cognizant of their mortality and the fact that life is fleeting. This opens up many exciting new gameplay elements, with players helping their pet grapple with their temporary digital existence,” said Bandai in a press release. Developers boast that this version keeps the traditional happiness and hunger status bars while adding an anxiety bar that, if not kept…
Blasting Off With Taron Egerton: Exclusive Interview
By: Simon Tessmer You may know movie star Taron Egerton as the lead suave spy in the Kingsman franchise, but singing and tickling the ivories? Indeed, the Welsh actor is taking a less violent and more lyrical turn as the iconic singer/songwriter Elton John in the upcoming musical biopic Rocketman. Word Brothel had the privilege of catching up with Taron at his Los Angeles estate to talk singing, portraying an icon, and sacrificing Elton John at a blood altar to absorb his essential life force. What was your biggest challenge in preparing to play such an iconic figure? I was…
Gripping Scene From A Beautiful Snack (2001)
A scene from the thrilling motion picture from 2001.
3 Endgame Spoilers To Really Get Things Heated In The Bedroom
By: Josie Benedetti CHICAGO, IL—Things are about to get heated! You saw Endgame yesterday and your boyfriend can’t go until Monday! These spoilers are so vague, you’ll leave him squirming on the floor, drenched in sweat, begging you to “PLEASE, for the love of God, stop! This isn’t fun for me! PLEASE!” Stan Lee Makes a Cameo! Uh-oh, you’ve been a naughty girl! Everybody knows Stan Lee always makes a cameo in every one of the Avenger movies but by even mentioning it you’ll have your man’s veins bulging out of his head! Really get him going right by…
Takin’ It To C2E2 Part 1/3 [VIDEO]
Field Correspondent Geoff Dow went to Chicago Comic & Entertainment Expo to figure out if people were wearing costumes and who the strongest superhero is.
Takin’ It To C2E2 Part 2/3 [VIDEO]
Geoff goes undercover to fit in and see what the people really think about the hot twins with blonde dreads from The Matrix Reloaded.
Takin’ It To C2E2 Part 3/3 [VIDEO]
Geoff is finally accepted into the convention culture and learns a lesson about being yourself. Featuring celebrity and part man/part ant Paul Rudd.