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Trump Pardons Whitest Turkey With Longest List Of Sexual Harassment Allegations And Civil Rights Violations November 22, 2017
Good Samaritan! This Guy Didn’t Tip His Barista Until He Confirmed That She Was Watching November 20, 2017
Broke Man Checks Bank Account Balance In Hopes Purchases Remain Pending Until Direct Deposit Is Made November 17, 2017