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Oprah Comes Out Of Retirement To Introduce America To Dr. Shlimpenheim

Oprah Comes Out Of Retirement To Introduce America To Dr. Shlimpenheim

Almost 50 Years After ‘Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door’ God Still Won’t Let Bob Dylan Die

Almost 50 Years After ‘Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door’ God Still Won’t Let Bob Dylan Die

Turns Out Donkey Kong Is Real And He’s Pissed At The Church Of Latter Day Saints

Turns Out Donkey Kong Is Real And He’s Pissed At The Church Of Latter Day Saints

5 Characters From The Brave Little Toaster That Commit Suicide In The Director’s Cut

5 Characters From The Brave Little Toaster That Commit Suicide In The Director’s Cut

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker Wins Darwin Award, Barely Beating Guy Who Died Making TikTok At Grand Canyon

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker Wins Darwin Award, Barely Beating Guy Who Died Making TikTok At Grand Canyon

Here’s What I Remember About My Mom’s Pussy From When I Was Born

Here’s What I Remember About My Mom’s Pussy From When I Was Born

With Site Down, Facebook Users Resort To Yelling At Neighbors About Meaningless Bullshit

With Site Down, Facebook Users Resort To Yelling At Neighbors About Meaningless Bullshit

Super Meta! 37 Confirmed Dead In Fire At High School Performance Of ‘Carrie: The Musical’

Super Meta! 37 Confirmed Dead In Fire At High School Performance Of ‘Carrie: The Musical’

Brave Hero Googles Recently Deceased Celebrity Name + ‘Controversy’ To Remind Those Mourning They Were No Saint

Brave Hero Googles Recently Deceased Celebrity Name + ‘Controversy’ To Remind Those Mourning They Were No Saint

Tanning Bed Accident Grants Suburban Mom Powers Of The Sun

Tanning Bed Accident Grants Suburban Mom Powers Of The Sun