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January 11, 2018 Politics

Baby Boomers Confident They Can Ruin Two More Elections

By: Mike Maxwell A recent Gallop Poll showed that an overwhelming majority of American’s are eager to vote ahead of social progress, fiscal responsibility, and bettering the world they inherited. Leading the charge once again in the push for political dominance is the wrecking ball of accountability, Baby Boomers. Since 1980, Baby Boomers have cast the most votes in national and state elections. Columbus Ohio native Boomer Ellen Haines said, “There’s nothing more exciting than voting! Our generation created the ‘do as I say not as I do’ mantra, and these entitled kids can take my social security check from… … Keep Reading

August 14, 2017 Business/Politics/Social

Millennials Are Literally Killing Baby Boomers: A Look Inside Elderly Death Camps

8/14/2017 By: Maximilian Stolte First it was the housing market, then malls, then fill in the blank market that millennials left in the bloody wake of their anti-corporation agenda. Holding none of the greatest generation’s values dear, these arrogant hipsters believe they are the future and baby boomers are a terrible relic from an ignorant era. It comes as no surprise that these flannel wearing scumbags have built death camps for the elderly and are extinguishing their lives. “The baby boomers are responsible for all of the problems plaguing our generation,” Gabe Townsend told reporters outside the fences that keep… … Keep Reading

May 2, 2017 Health/Local

They Put A Daycare In A Nursing Home, Who Dies First Will Surprise You

5/2/2017 By: Maximilian Stolte SEATTLE, WA– A local nursing home, Providence Mount St. Vincent, added a daycare for children in order to lively up the spirits of the elderly and basically force them to take care of and play with these kids for free. When you have kids and old folks together in the same place, you’d probably bet that one of the elderly residents would die before one of the toddlers, but you’d be wrong. We’d all like to live in a world where the old man in this picture kicked the bucket many many years before the child,… … Keep Reading