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Hot Singles In Your Area Cease Ineffective Ad Campaign

By: Zack Peercy YOUR AREA, USA—You’ve seen it in the top right corner of your browser while you watch “Step Sis Catches You Watching Porn”. It’s popped up after you’ve skipped around “Gaping Anal Compilation”. You may have even noticed it in your youth while playing “Sailor Moon Dress Up Flash Game” on Newgrounds.com. It’s the Hot Singles In Your Area ad campaign, and soon you won’t be able to see it pop up ever again. It’s a sad day for the internet, but even more sad for real local singles who wanted nothing more than to meet you and… … Keep Reading


New Uber Pool For Singles Lets Users Speed Date On Their Commute

By: Maximilian Stolte NEW YORK, NY—Uber CEO Dara Khosrowshahi announced this morning that Uber is rolling out a new rideshare option for users that will allow them to speed date on their morning commute. Uber Pool Singles let’s riders split fares with up to two other riders and get to know them intimately without worrying if their advances are unwanted or not. Responding to many complaints of uncomfortable and unwanted interactions with drivers and other passengers, Uber has decided to take the guess work out of the equation and put singles seeking romantic partners in the fast lane to finding… … Keep Reading

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