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Report: Man With Tiny Car Must Have Huge Dick

8/8/2017 By: Jack Hutsey SKOKIE, IL—Throwing back Platinum Margaritas and Rosé carafes at the California Pizza Kitchen at the Westfield Old Orchard Mall in Skokie, three women caught sight of a modern marvel as Terry Farkle, 32, parked his 1997 Mitsubishi Mirage.  “Once I saw it was a subcompact car with no hubcaps and a stuffed Garfield hanging up in the rear windshield, I immediately knew this guy was packing some serious pants heat. I mean, a real knee tapper. That’s probably why he was wearing cargo shorts, for the extra storage,” said Juliet Friese, the alpha queen of the… … Keep Reading

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