These 6 Fentanyl Focused Recipes Are To Die For!
Whether it’s a fancy dinner party or a backyard barbecue, you want your get together to be the talk of the town. And the ingredient on everyone’s lips this season is fentanyl. This delicacy from south of the border is apparently making an appearance in just about everything. Here’s a few of our favorites.
- Tuna Crudo with Citrus-Fentanyl Marinade
This one is perfect for when you have access to sushi grade fish and hospital grade fentanyl. The blending of raw tuna with lime and potent synthetic opioid is sure to be a summer classic. Sprinkle sparingly to keep the party lively, if you catch our drift.
- San Francisco Style Hot Dog
Summer is right around the corner and that means bbq baby! You can’t make a San Fransisco style hot dog without a thick strip of bacon wrapped around an all beef wiener. Now just sprinkle a small enough dose of fentanyl on top, salt bae style, and serve up. You’ll have the whole gang feeling good and kinda sleepy, but good still?
- Duck Confit with Fentanyl Purée
Take the sophisticated classic duck confit atop a lethal dose of fentanyl mashed into a purée and it’s a recipe for a dinner party guests will be talking about until they’re rushed to a hospital.
- Pizza Rolls with Fentanyl Ranch Dressing
Buttermilk, dill, mayo, pepper, lemon, garlic, sour cream, and fent is the new midwest staple. You can dip anything in this delicious and deadly dressing, but we suggest you stick with a classic Tostino’s pizza roll.
- Rack of Lamb with Fentanyl Mashed Potatoes
Juicy, succulent, and numbing. This recipe will excite the taste buds and relax the muscular system in a way that will have you in a major food/traditional coma. You’ll want seconds, but it is highly discouraged if you want to see tomorrow.
- Fentanyl a la mode
Simple, yet elegant. Dessert with a deadly twist. While other ice cream toppings offer flavor, this one offers that just out of surgery feeling. Careful not to let that sweet tooth overpower your will to live.
